Afew bars into the world premiere of Sir Alexander Lermontovâs new work, which isnât actually called Lugubrious Fire in a Pet Shop but sounds like one, the Oxford Concert Orchestraâs leader, Margeaux Quincannon, falls dead across the stage.
Someone has doctored the violinistâs rosin with nuts, prompting a fatal anaphylactic reaction.
Clearly the killer knew their victim well, but who are they? It probably wasnât Lermontov, who would have wanted his premiere to continue to its denouement; nor guest solo violinist Christina Poole, who hadnât even got to her first cadenza before Margeaux collapsed.
Fortunately our hero, music-loving DS Endeavour Morse, who is having a decorous flirtation with Poole, is in the audience. He finds an incriminating note written on sheet music with an alto clef â which, as he knows and you really should, suggests the viola player may have ground the fateful nuts. But, as itâs an hour before the end credits, itâs safe to assume it wasnât them.
This ninth and final series of Endeavour, prequel to the adaptation of Colin Dexterâs Morse novels, starts with an intricate and sure-footed episode directed by Shaun Evans, who also plays our hero. The scene is Oxford, 1972, and Morse is a man out of temper with the times. Watching Endeavour you would never think that this was the year of Sladeâs orthographically challenged Gudbuy TâJane and Gilbert OâSullivanâs by no means forgivable Ooh-Wakka-Doo-Wakka-Day. Itâs an oasis of sophistication amid the swelling tide of barbarism and gassy lagers.
The tailor of Morseâs elegant suit is a stranger to flares, his barber intolerant of mutton-chop sideburns. Although later in the series Morse sports a moustache as jarringly upsetting as Don Draperâs in the same era, here he is a model of decade-defying good taste.
This episode, entitled Prelude, is like being happily trapped for an hour and half with escapees from an Iris Murdoch novel. Everybody, not just the violinists, is highly strung, has a silly name, and expresses themselves with rococo hubris or self-contempt.
Not that Iâm complaining. Thereâs a satisfyingly puzzling new corpse before pretty much every ad break. Roger Allamâs DCI Fred Thursday steals every scene heâs in. And the murder weapon is nuts.
This kind of barmy plot device is regularly the fate of classical musicians in TV and cinema. Three years ago in the Parisian drama Philharmonia, an embittered french horn player (there is no other kind) glued together pages of the conductorâs score just before she raised her baton. In Michael Hanekeâs The Piano Teacher, Isabelle Huppert put broken glass in a rival pianistâs handbag to lacerate her fingers.
Here too, Margeauxâs killer is motivated by revenge. Margeaux is a graduate of the Belasco Academy, a kind of classical music St Trinianâs, where she beguiled the hours sending poison pen letters to less fortunate students.
Years later, she is still at it, painting lipstick slurs on the mirror in Christina Pooleâs dressing room. Whether she is envious of the latterâs talent or imagines Poole is having an affair with Lermontov (Nicholas Farrell) is unclear. Either way, Morse and Thursday surmise, she wasnât going to play (if youâll excuse the term) second fiddle to Christina Poole. And then somebody bumped her off for her temerity. But who?
Lermontov denies that heâs having it off with Poole. He tells Allamâs sad-eyed plod that a mere copper canât understand that his thing with Poole is on a plane infinitely higher than sexual dalliance.
âAs a composer, I view Christina as my instrument, an extension of my physical and spiritual self. I express my innermost being through her playing.â

âIâm sure,â says Allamâs Thursday with understated sarcasm from under his trilby, âthat must have been a great comfort to Miss Quincannon.â Russell Lewis has written all 36 episodes of Endeavour over the past decade and become virtuosic at such delicate eviscerations. Better, Lewis has become more accomplished at exploring Morseâs troubled persona than the detectiveâs creator, Colin Dexter.
In this episode, Morse has returned to work after going to Lyme Regis to dry out following the alcoholic debacles of the last series. Thursday, surrogate father to this brilliant son he never had (his real son, Sam, comes out of military jail halfway through the episode), wants to help Morse maintain his sobriety. Which, given that this is 1972 and lunchtime pints and chasers are all but obligatory among law enforcers, is a tough gig.
Near the end, we see Morse alone in a pub with a pint of Morrellâs bitter â driven to drink because the woman he loved, Thursdayâs daughter Joan, has got engaged to DS Jim Strange and his unacceptable sideburns. Two things, Joan: one, keep your maiden name. Two: you could have done better.
DCI Thursday comes into the pub and ruefully notices his Morse is boozing again, turns round and wanders out, more in sorrow than anger. Future episodes will deepen that division between the onetime bromantics. Itâs not just love that will tear us apart. Real ale will do that too.
SOURCE: THE GUARDIAN